brit became my boo for life soon as we all started wearing mustaches in tinychat talking about some damn “catch my girl legs open betta smash that, don’t be surprised when she ask where the stache at.”
Having a conversation with my gf about eating her dead body if we were trapped in the wilderness and she died first.
I told her after I ate her thigh meat, I would cut a titty off, hollow it out and use the titty skin as a wave cap.
I could probably find aloe leaves to slick my hair down and put that titty doo rag on.
I’d die eventually but my hair would be laid.
bringing this back up man jesus
this is actually accurate as a fuck.
where are the chocolate men?
inbox them dicks over
dee why his dick gone off the lean tho.
I’m sick of Dee omg
thank you and cleveland